
Our story opens where countless stories have ended in the last twenty-six years: with an idiot-in this case, my brother Shaun-deciding it would be a good idea to go out and poke a zombie with a stick to see what happens. From Images May Disturb You, the blog of Georgia Mason, May 16, 2039 Now take a good look at the life you’re living and tell me: Did they do the right thing? They died to make sure that you could sit in your safe little house behind your safe little walls, watching the words of one jaded twenty-two-year-old journalist go scrolling across your computer screen. Maybe they’re a cousin, maybe they’re an old family friend, or maybe they’re just somebody you saw on TV once, but they’re yours. No matter how remote you may think you are from the events that changed the world during the brutal summer of 2014, you have someone on the Wall. And that’s really sort of neat when you stop to think about it.

It’s just that sometimes after you kill something, you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving. This book is gratefully dedicated to Gian-Paolo Musumeci and Michael Ellis. It’s Amazing what you can use for a ramp, given the Right Motivation.
